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A game of billiards brings out the best and the worst in the competitors. Here's what you wrote:


Simon: Her bottom had started white gone pink then red and was well on the way to black and blue giving him a total of 19 points.

Bob: I am going to be very disappointed if you don’t sink the pink after this nice little foreplay.

Minelle: Time to settle our little bet!

DelFonte: What were you saying about being soundly beaten?

Sunnygirl: I'll teach you to come into a men's club.

Bonnie: "When he asked me, 'Stripes or solids?' I thought he was talking about billiards."

Michael: Woman: "OUCH! But I only meant it figuratively! OUCH!"
Man: "Well I took it literally when you said you bet your ass."

GaryNTboy: When I said 'pass me the rest' I didn't mean the rest of the balls you naughty girl.

Kingspan: Jane saw the sign that said "No masse shots allowed," but she had no idea the rule would be so strictly enforced.

(P.S. - I liked the stripes and solids joke, Bonnie!)

Six of the best: "My dear, this spanking that I am giving you, on your bare bottom, is for telling me I was behind the eight ball, playing pool."

Ricky: Just remember, you lost!
Oh, really?

Mitch: "2 ball in the back pocket, and don't scratch."

Ronnie: "Mary, I told you what would happen if you came in here flirting again."

David: I never know if I should go for the pink or the brown either.

Sir Wendel Jones: 1940’s Gentlemen’s Rule #231 - In Pool, the winner spanks the loser’s girlfriend.

Hermione: I don't believe you, Mister. This can't be the way you keep track of points here you come from.


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